Kids Say the Darndest Things- Teacher's Edition
This is a collection of the funny things students have said to me throughout the course of the semester. Chances are you won't think these are as funny as I did, but they are definitely worth a good chuckle. "Ms. Thompson, why do you wear slippers everyday?" (Um, excuse me? These are obviously nude flats.) Student: "Ms. Thompson, how old are you?" Me: "21." Student: "Does that mean you can drink beer? Different student: "Wow, that's weird you looked 19 up there." Me: *no response* Student: "That's so cool, I can't wait until I'm 21. Only 9 more years!" Homecoming dress up days are interesting: Me: "What Disney character are you?" Student: "I'm the hunter who shot Bambi's mom." Me: "...." After giving 7th graders candy: "...